ATTENTION!!! Hurricane Parker has just begun.

The terrifying disaster happened just 6 hours ago:

As you can see in this picture, people are working around the clock to help fix this disaster.
The Esplin scientists have now just called this Hurricane Parker, named after the person who started it. Do not worry he is in timeout right now. This is Ashley Esplin Reporting from KTESPLIN News.
-Ashley Esplin

(I actually have no idea how it happened or when it happened I just know that Parker did it)
-Ashley